We don’t really give compliments around here unless we mean it. There is a disease among wedding photographers that forces them to literally vomit these words in all of their wedding recap posts:
- This wedding was amazing
- This couple was amazing and so in love
- How amazing is her dress, these flowers, this blah blah blah
- This was the most beautiful blah blah blah
- I can’t believe blah blah blah
- This couple was so in Love blah blah blah
Since I have fulfilled my quota of using the words “vomit”, and “disease”, we can now talk about the 5 Reasons why your wedding will be the best f*cken amazing piece of awesome anyone has ever seen.
We will start at the top because your attention span is short and you’re probably reading this at work.
1. You and your partner decided to get married because YOU WANTED TO. Not because other people said, “Hey, it’s been 9 years, maybe you should get married.” Not because it made sense tax-wise. Not because one of you got knocked up. You sat down for a second and really asked each other – do I want to get married to this person? It’s a separate question from ‘Why do I want to marry this person’. And you decided YES motherf*cker I wanna marry YOU.
2. Sure you had a hard time picking and choosing things but in the end you at least figured out what you DO NOT WANT – and you said to the haters – “Shut up! This is OUR Wedding, Not Yours”… I’m kidding – of course I’m kidding… sure there are a lot of choices and you still have some to decide on – but you really worked hard to not include things in your wedding that wouldn’t make you happy. Because doing the opposite of that means that you are putting things in your wedding that will make you sad.
DON’T DO THINGS AT YOUR WEDDING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAD.
3. You hired an amazingly talented wedding photographer that will make sure you look ridiculous awesome and epic in your photos. Nothing else needs to be said.
4. After months and months of planning – you’ve resigned yourself to that fact that what really matters is that the two of you get married, you’re surrounded by the people closest to you, and although it will be one of the best days of your life – there are so many more ahead for the both of you together.
5. Cake. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE.
All photos by LeahAndMark & Co.